Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Evil geniuses

I watched this weird movie with Renee last week about this girl who had this elaborate, manipulative plot to get herself on T.V. and screw over her friend who was dating her ex. We found out during the movie that this girl had an IQ off the charts. Her scheme was very evil, but since she was also a genius it got me to thinking about evil geniuses. I wonder if you are really smart, a true genius if you will, if you must also be evil. If you think about it, being super intelligent could get boring quickly when no one around you can keep up. So, to stir things up and get some mental stimulation, a genius needs an evil plot to work on. Also, bitterness from being different and lacking social companions most likely pushes geniuses over the edge. One evil genius we should all remember is Krang, the living brain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

If I'm not mistaken, Krang had to escape his planet (because it was being attacked) and ended up on earth. Since he is just a brain, you can imagine how hard it was to find work. Well, he did work for a short time as a Wal-Mart greeter and as a mascot for Cinncinnati. However, no one at Wal-mart wanted to be greeted by him and many wedgie-related incidents caused Cinncinnati to decide that "Reds" sounded better than Cinncinnati Brains. We can't be too hard on Krang, though he caused the turtles much grief that made many a Saturday morning very exciting. Krang came from a divorced home (his dad ran off with the young, hot liver that lived next-door) and was a loner at school. Teased relentlessly, Krang suffered much emotional as well as physical trauma. A perfect score on the SATs is a hard trade-off for spending everyday in a locker. He was so brilliant, but misunderstood. Can we blame him for turning to evil to finally command some respect?

There are countless other evil geniuses like Krang who have been pushed to the limit and turn to evil to assert themselves. Darth Vader, the Riddler, Oscar the Grouch...all crying out for validation and a feeling of self worth. Now instead of laughing at them, people despise them. Being despised is better than being the village idiot. If you ask me, I think evil geniuses are the lonliest souls on the planet. Oh yes they are evil and want to conquer the world, but please try to empathize with their struggles. Though they wreak havoc on society relentlessly and without mercy, think of them going home at the end of the day to their lonely evil hideout and having no one to hold.


5 Comments:

Blogger Jordan said...

hahahahahahah ahhhhh Sam...thanks for that. Tears on the eye of Sauron? Brilliant.... A diverse group of girls playing four square with the brain? haha...

12:51 PM

 
Blogger Jordan said...

You make Ghandi look like a child pornographer. Really....

12:51 PM

 
Blogger renee said...

your merciful treatment of villains is exemplary. you have taken the rock's virtuousness to a whole new level.

evil geniouses everywhere thank you for your understanding.

4:48 PM

 
Blogger Sam said...

Jordan, I knew that you would appreciate the tears on Sauron. It reminds me of our blasphemous sketch in Florida, I have thought about posting it. Renee, yes I have learned a lot from the Rock. I see the world in a whole new light thanks to "Walking Tall".

5:43 PM

 
Blogger chen said...

I have been watching TMNT as of late and in the newer-updated episodes Krang was actually a human that died in a vat of something or another but then an evil dude spared his brain so that he could use Krang's smarts to rule the world. I say all this to point out that Krang became a super villian only when he was brought back from the dead, perhaps this was the final blow to all the teasing and taunting that had gone on before.

A side note, I liked the old TMNT cartoons better.

4:25 AM

 

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